Thursday, November 8, 2012 |
3 years ago
Since mock execution
is not an accepted method of investigating election results in South Florida, confessed torturer
and probable one-term congressman Allen West has turned to the next-best thing: a team of high-powered attorneys.
Tuesday's results in West's contest with young Patrick Murphy for U.S. House District 18 left the
borderline insane fiery ex-colonel trailing his opponent by a bit more than 2,000 votes, too much to trigger an automatic recount but close enough to cry foul.
HVJ's founding partner, Jill Vogel, holds an undergrad degree in government and religion but appears not to know the difference: As a Virginia state senator, she sponsored a theologically derived bill
early this year that forces women to undergo an ultrasound before having an abortion, one of a number of medieval measures passed by that state's
Graciously, the final version of Jill's law
allows its victims to choose between transvaginal probe and abdominal ultrasound.
A "both of the above" option was left off the measure
Firm partner Alex Vogel, Jill's husband, previously served as general counsel to Dan Quayle, during the half-wit Hoosier's 2000 presidential run, then as gc to former Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist, the senator from
Hospital Corporation of America
Both Vogels are familiar with Florida from their time here in the 2000 presidential election recount, the great school of GOP ballot shenanigans, whose legalistic maneuvers resulted in the U.S. Supreme Court's notorious Bush v. Gore, the eight-year reign of
Stupid Dubya, the War in Iraq, exploding deficits, and so on and so forth.
Crazy West certainly knew who to turn to in his time of electoral trouble. When the rabble get out of hand, the Vogels' firm is the one to call.
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