As Search for Horse-Killer Intensifies, Famous Horse-Hater Vanishes
Online, he's known as Glue Factory Bob. Also, Dog Food Dale -- either a sidekick or an alter ego. Or a twin, if the photographs he posted in his blog profile (left) are real, but they're probably a joke. So, too, did his blog seem like a joke after it launched in 2005, became famous in 2007, and then disappeared in 2009.
It must be a joke, because how could someone actually hate horses? But now that a string of horse mutilations have hit South Florida, suddenly equine hatred seems much more serious. The story jumped to CNN today.
But you can still access Glue Factory Bob's profile page, which was a lot funnier before we conceived of someone killing horses for food or for a sick thrill.
Among his listed interests: "punching horses, turning horses into dog food, glue, etc."
His favorite movie is "any movie that has a horse get injured or shot."
Another possibility for the rash of crimes against horses: a local idiot who actually took the site seriously and decided he was going to act on his hatred.
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