Bad Breath Bandit in Broward
Broward police are looking for a bandit with "notably bad breath" who stuck up a bank in Tamarac Monday. The man, definitely not armed with Listerine, robbed the TD Bank, asking a teller to fill a trick-or-treat bag while motioning to his waistband. A gun was not in eye shot.
Authorities think the suspect, who stunned tellers with his extreme M.O. (mouth odor), fled the heist wearing a yellow, Polo-style shirt, a gold watch, and sunglasses in a white Honda Accord.
Let's hope the robber fled straight to the dentist's office.
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