Boca Police Commit Facial Profiling
It's a bad day to be handsome.
Flickr User: FuSeR & THe WaiLeRS
Man, it's going to be a long day for gorgeous men like us, isn't it? Seems the Boca Raton police are searching for an ATM thief whose distinguishing feature is that he's "handsome."
Which makes me, at least, a suspect. Suddenly I'm scared to drive my car, much less walk down the sidewalk. And actually, I need to go to an ATM, but considering that's where the handsome bastard was seen last, it's totally out of the question.
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