It's lewd. It's crude. It's a few years old. And damn, it's funny. In a press conference this afternoon, the Miami Dolphins new resident badass, Chad Henne, discussed some disparaging comments made by Jets players after Monday night's amazing come-from-behind victory. The remarks were nothing compared to a song created by Ohio State University fans while Henne played for rival Michigan. (Henne went 0-4 against OSU during his college career.)
"If you haven't heard that, it's a pretty good song," Henne told reporters. ""My fiancé actually has it on her iPod and she listens to it. She loves it. We just joke around, it's a good one."
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This is the song. Lyrics, which include speculation on Henne's sexual abilities, after the jump.
From the Ohio State-crazy punk band, the Dead Schembechlers, the lyrics to "Chad Henne is a Motherfucking Joke":
CHAD HENNE IS A JOKE
A MOTHERFUCKING JOKE
HIS WOLVERINES ARE GONNA FUCKING CROAK
THEY CALL HIM DOCTOR CHOKE
BET ON HIM, YOU'LL GO BROKE
CAUSE CHAD HENNE IS A MOTHERFUCKING JOKE
CHAD HENNE IS A BITCH
A MOTHERFUCKING BITCH
AS WELCOME AS A CASE OF RECTAL ITCH
HIS GENDER HE SHOULD SWITCH
THE BUCK DEFENSE IT MAKES HIM TWITCH
CAUSE CHAD HENNE IS A MOTHERFUCKING BITCH
CHAD HENNE IS A DICK
A MOTHERFUCKING DICK
A FUCKED UP, STUCK UP, NASTY, WHINEY PRICK
HE CAN'T GET A CHICK
WHEN HE FUCKS HE COMES TO QUICK
CAUSE CHAD HENNE IS A MOTHERFUCKING DICK
CHAD HENNE IS A CLOWN
A MOTHERFUCKING CLOWN
THE BIGGEST CLOWN IN ALL ANN ARBOR TOWN
A LOSER ALL AROUND
YOU SON OF A BITCH, YOU'RE GOING DOWN
CAUSE CHAN HENNE IS A MOTHERFUCKING CLOWN
CHAD HENNE IS A MOTHERFUCKING CLOWN