Five Best July 4th Florida Arrests
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Ah, the Fourth of July. Fireworks, hot dogs, family, and 'MERICA, dammit. It's fun. But if you're in Florida, it's also dangerous. Down here, we look for illegal fireworks (that would be anything that flies through the air or explodes), and often we
have too much fun take shit too far and run afoul of the law.
So before you and your uncle throw back a few cold ones and drive your lawnmower through the city, sparklers dangling from your mouth, read this list. And don't, for the love of LeBron, replicate any of these antics on Friday.
Here are your top five weird Fourth of July Florida arrests.
Enjoy the holiday, folks.
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Eric Butkiewicz, 31, was at LIV at the Fontainebleau Hotel on the 2012 holiday with his face plastered in our flag. According to the report, he told police: "I possibly have three Xanax bars in my possession." After police discovered 13 of the pills in his front pocket, he was booked on felony possession of a controlled substance.
At the time, the Daily Mail reported that his About Me section on Facebook looked like this: 'eat gym eat sleep, repoeman [sic], hustler, salesman, model.' The Daily Mail also reported Butkiewicz has numerous priors in Florida -- dealing marijuana, grand theft auto, cocaine trafficking, and domestic battery.
Last year, 53-year-old Marion Burden was seen driving a motorized lawnmower on the road. His driver's license was suspended at the time. It was 6:30 p.m. An officer approached and informed Burden that what he was doing was illegal and asked if he had been drinking. "Of course," Burden replied, saying he'd just finished a "four-pack of Tall Pauls."
He provided two breath samples, registered at .268 and .261 -- three times the legal limit of .08.Next Page
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