Florida Anti-Gay Group Warning People About Disney's Gay Day With An Airplane Banner
The Florida Family Association is so worried the gays will gay up Disney World during their annual Gay Day and, in turn, naturally, turn your kids gay and other straight park guest will start having gross gay sex right on the spot, that they went out and spent a crapload of money to keep those things from happening.
Their solution to the most Magical Place on Earth getting all gay: They're flying an airplane banner throughout Florida skies warning unsuspecting families not to book their trips to Disney on Gay Day, lest they be tainted with The Gay.
The Orlando Sentinel's Jon Busdeker took some amateur video of one of the planes on his camera and, as he explains, the plane's banner carried a warning message as it looped from as far north as Altamonte Springs to as far south as Belle Isle, in Central Florida.
The banner reads, "Warning: Gay Day at Disney 6/1," which is succinct yet has so much information on it.
Walt Disney World holds their annual Gay Day on June 1st, and the fine folks at Florida Family Association wanted to warn people about this.
"The primary objective of this project is to warn families before they expose their children to Gay Day's revelry and before they pay Disney for parking and admission," a release from the group says.
In addition to their regular every-day merchandise, Walt Disney World sells rainbow mugs and red tank-tops on Gay Day, which is really poisonous to the children!
The Florida Family Association find gays so icky, and their lives so sordid, that they've actually sent out a team of Non-Gay Spies to check out just what all the gays do at Gay Day. And basically, they report that people who hate the gays as much as them are so disgusted with all the rainbow coffee mugs and with spotting the gays waiting in line for the Spinning Teacups when they get there, that they immediately leave the park, even though they just plucked down like two grand to be there.
But what's $2,000 when your're saving your children's eyes from the exposure of seeing a guy in a red tank top holding hands with another guy in a red tank top. GAHH! UNCLEAN! UNCLEAN!!!
"This team has routinely witnessed thousands of people enter the park after they paid for parking, tickets and novelties," the Non Gay Spies reported, "only to see the gay day revelry and leave the park immediately. In several years past, the team has witnessed as many as 10,000 people enter the park only to promptly exit before 1:00 pm."
Whew! That's a close one. Lord knows that the Gays start really getting even more gay after one o'clock.
The group paid about $16,400 per plane, and they even have one in Spanish.
The banner will fly all day Friday until 7:00 p.m. and another plane will fly on Saturday that reads "Warning: Gay Day at Disney 2Day."
That's right. People are being warned about Gay Day before and on June 1.
And then the park will be filled with nothing but gays and those who aren't gay but are totally fine with people being gay and won't judge or hate them.
THAT'LL SHOW YOU, GAYS!
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