Florida Man Breaks In to Store, Steals Empty Cell Phone Boxes
An unidentified man who looks a little like the Cobra Commander -- if Cobra Commander's blue uniform were in the wash and he had to wear khakis and his old college letterman jacket -- broke into a Cellular Sales cell phone store in Jacksonville shortly before 1 a.m. Sunday.
The suspect gained access into the place by smashing through the store's side window, just like a genius supervillain would.
According to a news release from the Jacksonville Sheriff's Office, the man walked through the broken window and grabbed and ran off with a bunch of phone accessories and cell phone boxes.
Also, the cell phone boxes were empty.
(Maybe it was Cobra Commander.)
As you can see in the video below, the suspect was wearing gloves, khaki pants that evidently need a belt, a red shirt, and a letterman-style black-on-gray jacket.
He also happens to be wearing what appears to be a black Cobra Commander hood over his head.
Or maybe it's just a shirt made into a hood.
Either way, dude's rocking the Cobra Commander look hardcore.
Anyone who knows the identity or whereabouts of the unknown suspect or has any information in regard to this case is asked to contact the Jacksonville Sheriff's Office at 904-630-0500.
Or maybe GI Joe.
To remain anonymous and receive a possible reward, contact Crime Stoppers at 1-866-845-TIPS.
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