Florida Man Threatens to Kill Wife for Not Cleaning Out Cat Litter
Cleaning out cat litter is no fun.
So what do you do when your wife, who is apparently responsible for cleaning out Mr. Whisker's poop from the box, doesn't carry out that responsibility?
Why, you threaten to throw the cat against the wall and threaten to stab your wife to death, of course!
According to a Flagler County sheriff's report, Avelino Urbano Garon, 59, pulled a knife on his wife over an argument about whose responsibility it is to clean out the cat litter.
Garon threatened to kill her over this, police say.
On the night of August 18, Mrs. Garon called police about her husband.
Garon reportedly became angrier and angrier as the argument ensued and even threatened to throw their cat against the wall.
He then allegedly pulled out a knife and said, "Do you want me to kill you? I will kill you."
When cops arrived, Garon gave a statement, saying that it is his belief that a wife is responsible for cleaning out the kitty litter and, as far as he's concerned, he was right in pulling out a knife and threatening to take her life over it.
Hear that, ladies? Raise the kids, cook the meals, and clean the cat shit. IS THAT SO HARD?
Garon was arrested and charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. He was booked into the Flagler County Inmate Facility and later released on $1,000 bail.
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