To the guy driving the Ferrari with the Ferrari hat, I do understand your dilemma: You have this pussy magnet of a car -- but how to inform "the poon" of this after you park? Still, that's no excuse for driving around in such redundant garb. Do you put on a raisin bran shirt before you pour yourself a bowl of cereal? A Hoover hat before you vacuum? Tool. Lots of good the hat-car combo will do you when you're on trial for mortgage fraud. And the world knows you're bald.
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