Hollywood Man Puts Up World's Creepiest Craigslist Ad
Hey there, college girls. Do I have a deal for you.
As you can see from my Craigslist ad, if you act now, you may have a chance to live with me, a man who can do you right. Aren't you tired of all of those dweebs around campus? They probably can't even bench 150 pounds. Chumps.
Not like me, baby. Not like me at all.
Let me tell you what I'm going to do to you once I get your fine, fine behind in my Hollywood pad.
First, I'm going to teach you all about a little thing called financial independence. Then it will be all about "e-Commerce business with complete WEB Master and SEO functions," because shhhhhhh, that's what I know you like. After you're pocketing a cool $1,500 per week, you and me will have lots of time for the "beach, fine dining, exercise, fitness, exotic trips to Las Vegas, Hawaii and Paris and elsewhere."
I'm going to make things real secure for the both of us. You're not going to need to worry about all of your college debt again. How, you ask, am I going to do that?
I'm a professional Body Builder. You see my muscles? Does it look like I'm smuggling pounds of smoked ham? (Because I'm not.) I'll put you on my broad back and carry you to all the "Las Vegas shows." What's more, I'll bring you along for a dinner with my friend, "The Rock." Maybe you've heard of him.
So why wait? "You can continue on just surviving on delusional hopes with untested boys or you can...Move forward with you life."
Life is about choices... choose this body-building sugar daddy today.
The creepiest man on the internet... Manny
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