Is Mrs. Crist Gettin' Less Than Mrs. Claus?

Is Mrs. Crist Gettin' Less Than Mrs. Claus?
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This past weekend, Florida's First Lady made her first public appearance and she didn't sound nervous at all.

Asked what it's like to be First Lady, Mrs. Crist said: "I love it. It's a tremendous honor and privilege, and I enjoy obviously being with my wonderful husband, always." She described her role this way: "Whatever I can do to be of help to the governor's office and this administration's agenda, I'm happy to help in any way I can, particularly for the children."

Obviously.

Did Charlie marry this woman or did he appoint her to direct of the state's child welfare agency?

And he's going around calling theirs a "working honeymoon"? How romantic. Here's the drill, Charlie. Yes, heteros stop having sex after marriage, but you still gotta do it on the honeymoon.

-- Thomas Francis


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