roses r red baseballs are black banned in mexico i will fight @SHAQ
-- Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 13, 2012
@shaq on tnt is not real he is a hologram like the moon landing or princess laya .he is missing who has taken him and where is he
-- Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 13, 2012
Dont ever let them keep you out of ur reindeer games .fight for your right
-- Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 14, 2012
Cam we clone a human and hoe long does it take ?
-- Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 16, 2012
Most of you clowns will die before the age of 80 if you don't pay attention to what I have to say .
-- Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 16, 2012
i have the hips of a 20 yr old
-- Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 20, 2012
You couldn't beat me in a pillow fight
-- Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 26, 2012
I am a modern day Clinton Eastwood ,the good the bad and the ugly
-- Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 26, 2012
I kill youand complete you at the same time
-- Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 26, 2012
Driving to los angeles right now on my Cadillac cts going 140mph wonder how much better it will do with rocket fuel
-- Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 26, 2012