Man Arrested for Allegedly Throwing Pizza Slice at Ex-Wife
Pizza is the great divider that will bring our nation down, apparently.
A Davie man was arrested for throwing a slice of pizza at his ex-wife.
Police say they arrested 54-year-old Jerry Najman Monday and charged him with battery after a fight with his ex, Sasha Najman, ended with his throwing a slice of pizza at her.
According to the police report, the couple were arguing about where to exchange custody of their 6-year-old son. Their agreement supposedly says the two are to drop off and pick up their boy at the Publix in the 5900 block of Sterling Road.
Najman and his ex, however, have been picking up and dropping off their son from each other's homes. When Sasha wanted to get back to their original agreement, Jerry insisted she come pick up the child from his home.
She did. They argued. He lost his shit. Pizzas started flying. Chaos!
Police say Sasha was struck in the right side of her abdomen with the pizza slice.
Broward County Judge John "Jay" Hurley ordered Jerry Najman released from jail Tuesday on his own recognizance.
You see? In Obama's America, pizza shop owners get to hug the president and all of a sudden our country devolves into the police arresting people for throwing pizza at each other.
Just like Mussolini!
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