Marco Rubio Endorses Allen West
Because this is a crucial time for our nation, where character and courage are indeed needed, because the United States needs to get back to prosperity and ensure its citizens are secure for generations to come, Marco Rubio has decided to endorse Allen West for Congress.
Because Allen West obviously is all of those things PLUS! a commie hunter, a master of race relations and ... let us not forget ... a man who served in Iraq before he got some meaningless info from a detainee by shooting a gun near his head and then was forced to retire to avoid a court marshal.
Character! Courage! And the ability to say dumb outrageous shit and still remain in office!
That's how we're gonna get back the U. S. of A. to prosperity, dammit!
Rubio released a statement on his endorsement on Colonel Don'tTreadOnMeTheseColorsDon't Run:
"I am pleased to endorse my fellow Floridian, Congressman Allen West, in his campaign for re-election. Congressman West provides a strong, clear voice for conservative principles in the House of Representatives, and his willingness to tackle the critical issues facing our nation demonstrates not only the strength of his character but the depth of his courage."
"Congressman West provides a strong, clear voice for conservative principles in the House of Representatives."
That Voice has tackled racism, like when he boldly declared that taxing tanning salons was racist! He provides a clear voice for conservative principles, like when he told Debbie Wasserman Schultz that she wasn't a lady!
"...his willingness to tackle the critical issues facing our nation demonstrates not only the strength of his character but the depth of his courage."
Depth! Of! Courage! Like that time he stood and watched things escalate as his supporters got into a beer throwing fight with protesters.
West responded to the endorsement with a statement of his own:
"I am honored to have Senator Rubio stand with me and I look forward to continuing to serve with him as we restore the greatness of our Republic."
Let's restore the greatness of our Republic WITH THE ANGEL OF DEATH BALD EAGLE MONSTER!
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