May the Best Mummified Coach Win
Now that Joe Paterno's landed a brand new three-year contract, just a few days before his 82nd birthday, the pressure's on Florida State's dad-gum head coach Bobby Bowden to get a four-year contract.
The two old coots are currently running 1-2 in career victories. JoePa has 383. Bowden has 381. The U's Randy Shannon is a distant...something...with 12 career victories.
-- Thomas Francis
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