Meanwhile, in North Miami Beach...
OK, so that faith in mankind thing lasted almost an hour. Meet the Marc family of North Miami. Mom's stepping out on Dad, but in what might be the most twisted way of atoning for sins in the history of extra-marital affairs, she allegedly lures her lover into a trap, then invites the kids -- yep, even the 10-year-old -- to participate in a spirited round of torture.
And in unrelated news, another Catholic priest -- this one in Hollywood -- was arrested for child sex crimes.
Happy Valentine's Day.
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