Friday, March 9, 2012 at 5:45 a.m.
Welcome to this week's post of the Broward-Palm Beach edition of Mug-Shot Friday, a longstanding franchise focusing on the week's most eye-catching mug shots from South Florida's tat heads, tough guys, and femmes fatale. Check out Miami New Times' Riptide blog for the Miami-Dade edition.
Last Saturday was a sad day for South Florida -- the area's last freelance chimneysweep got sent up the river.
One can see a lot of different personalities looking through mug shots -- people sometimes react with sadness, anger, confusion. But it's pretty rare that someone's face so clearly says "I'm going to be a huge pain every second I am here."
His hair isn't stuck that way -- the mug-shot camera is actually in the middle of a long chute. Suspects get tossed down the pipe and have their picture snapped on the way to a ball pit. His hair was made for the chute.
"Looook at that guy's mohawk. Wish I coulda seen him in the chute."
It looks like somebody took mohawk guy and pulled his hairdo down through his chin! No, but really -- don't mess with this guy. He heard that only weird, insecure guys get barbed wire tattoos around their biceps, so he got barbed wire around his throat. Can't be foolin' with a mind like that.
You got charged with theft? Well you can SAY GOODBYE to those dreams of hosting a Home Shopping Network jewelry show, missy! We're just going to have to find someone else to sell turquoise rings to people with young faces and old necks.
Whoa, Scott. Whoa. This is why I said not to have that third cup of coffee.
These two fellas were booked 30 minutes apart on charges listed as "FRAUD-SWINDLE - DEFRAUD INNKEEPER." I can only hope they're connected -- the buddy-comedy film revenue potential for this duo is in Judd Apatow territory.