Welcome to this week's post of the Broward-Palm Beach edition of Mug-Shot Friday, a longstanding franchise focusing on the week's most eye-catching mug shots from South Florida's tat heads, tough guys, and femmes fatale. Check out Miami New Times' Riptide blog for the Miami-Dade edition.
-- A teardrop tattoo means you killed a dude, but a little face-ninja means you killed him real quiet-like, and for honor.
"Why's that kid have a little man on his face?"
One of the few documented cases of stage-four bedhead. Also, that sassy face girls make in MySpace pictures doesn't work nearly as well on 49-year-old men at 3 in the morning.
-- This guy's making the girly MySpace face too! Wait, what? Police say they found a thousand images of child porn on his computer? Well that... that is less funny. Hmmm.
-- I know, man. I'm as startled as you are. Sorry about that one.
-- Oh my God, is that McSteamy? Hey, guys! It's that doctor with the weird beard from Grey's Anatomy!
-- It was probably really hard for this guy to pass off a fake ID back in the day.
-- Brought in on charges of "acting like a silly bitch Clint Eastwood type."
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