Mug-Shot Friday: One Winning Smile, Two Zombies, and Three Deep Emotions

Mug-Shot Friday: One Winning Smile, Two Zombies, and Three Deep Emotions

Welcome to this week's post of the Broward-Palm Beach edition of Mug-Shot Friday, a longstanding franchise focusing on the week's most eye-catching mug shots from South Florida's tat heads, tough guys, and femmes fatale. Check out Miami New Times' Riptide blog for the Miami-Dade edition.

Mug-Shot Friday: One Winning Smile, Two Zombies, and Three Deep Emotions

Arrested: 7/4
Charged with: Not having any idea what you just said.

Mug-Shot Friday: One Winning Smile, Two Zombies, and Three Deep Emotions

Arrested: 7/2
Charged with: Eating raw meat without having a napkin handy.

Mug-Shot Friday: One Winning Smile, Two Zombies, and Three Deep Emotions

Arrested: 6/29
Charged with: Absconding from a George Romero film set.

 

Mug-Shot Friday: One Winning Smile, Two Zombies, and Three Deep Emotions

Arrested: 7/1
Charged with: Being so sad that it made her head too heavy for her neck to support.

Mug-Shot Friday: One Winning Smile, Two Zombies, and Three Deep Emotions

Arrested: 6/30
Charged with: He doesn't want to talk about it.

Mug-Shot Friday: One Winning Smile, Two Zombies, and Three Deep Emotions

Arrested: 7/4
Charged with: If a vast, never-appeased emptiness is beneath everything, what would life be then but despair?

 

Mug-Shot Friday: One Winning Smile, Two Zombies, and Three Deep Emotions

Arrested: 7/2
Charged with: Actually flossing as much as the rest of us say we do. (Also, two counts of aggravated battery with a deadly weapon. Go figure.)

Mug-Shot Friday: One Winning Smile, Two Zombies, and Three Deep Emotions

Arrested: 7/4
Charged with: Excessive huffiness.

Mug-Shot Friday: One Winning Smile, Two Zombies, and Three Deep Emotions

Arrested: 6/28
Presented as a Central Florida wildcard. In case you didn't know, this is what "contempt of court" looks like in Orlando.




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