Mug-Shot Friday: Paul Simon, Propellerhead, and A Wooden Car Thief
Welcome to this week's post of the Broward-Palm Beach edition of Mug-Shot Friday, a longstanding franchise focusing on the week's most eye-catching mug shots from South Florida's tat heads, tough guys, and femmes fatale. Check out Miami New Times' Riptide blog for the Miami-Dade edition.
Charged with: Pondering life under the influence of alcohol
Charged with: Washing his hair under a waterfall. (And running a pill mill. C'est la vie.)
Charged with: Assault on wall with face
Charged with: Locking people in his basement and reading them Cher's tweets through a megaphone
Charged with: Second-degree propellerhead
Charged with: Smiling while in possession of a "cutthroat" throat tattoo (illegal contradiction)
Charged with: Leading a celebrity impersonation ring
Charged with: Participating in that celebrity impersonation ring
This week's out-of-county wildcard. Our best guess for this one is that a puppet came to life in Fort Myers, stole a car, and got booked before anybody noticed he didn't have fingerprints on his little wooden fingers.
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