Mug-Shot Friday: Sour Cream, Sweet Sideburns, and the Monster Under Your Bed
Welcome to this week's post of the Broward-Palm Beach edition of Mug-Shot Friday, a longstanding franchise focusing on the week's most eye-catching mug shots from South Florida's tat heads, tough guys, and femmes fatale. Check out Miami New Times' Riptide blog for the Miami-Dade edition.
Charged with: Acting like the class clown 15 years after he was last in a classroom.
Charged with: Illegal impersonation of a dollop of sour cream.
Charged with: Attempting to hold her fake eyelashes on with hope and a little spit.
Charged with: Too high. Wow, too high. That's felony stoned, right there.
I wonder what he looks like sober...
Charged with: Excessive state pride; promoting a religion that prohibits tattoos by getting a Jesus face tattoo.
Charged with: Possession of a concealed chin; impersonating a Civil War general.
Charged with: Just being so done with this whole mug-shot thing, for real, man.
Charged with: Putting on a tough-guy face and acting like he doesn't look hilarious.
Charged with: HIDING UNDER YOUR BED AND NEVER BLINKING.
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