Now that 2014 is officially in the rearview mirror, you are probably, like us, suffering from an epic, earth-shaking hangover. But shakes and spewing and headaches aside, it could have been a lot worst. For some folks it sure was. Here are the highlights of the mug-shots that filtered through the South Florida criminal justice system over the holiday.
Probably one of the more badass -- and terrifying -- neck tattoos we've seen in quiet awhile.
Somewhere, on a 70s Southern rock revival cruise, there's a band missing it's bass player.
Looking wayyyyyyy too into the whole mug shot thing.
She's peering into the future and it's not looking good for the Dolphins next season.
Mom and dad are probably going to be more upset about the mug shot than the criminal charge. There's no crying in mug shots, son.
He gets it. It's all just one big joke.
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