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Mug-Shot Friday: The Bed-Head Crew, Florida Pride, and the Hurricane Hairdo

Welcome to this week's post of the Broward-Palm Beach edition of Mug-Shot Friday, a longstanding franchise focusing on the week's most eye-catching mug shots from South Florida's tat heads, tough guys, and femmes fatale. Check out Miami New Times' Riptide blog for the Miami-Dade edition.

Mug-Shot Friday: The Bed-Head Crew, Florida Pride, and the Hurricane Hairdo

She was charged with destroying evidence on Wednesday -- our best guess is that the evidence is a heapin' handful of sour Skittles. Now, to figure out what that has to do with her being arrested on Tuesday too.

Mug-Shot Friday: The Bed-Head Crew, Florida Pride, and the Hurricane Hairdo

The state of Florida on his forehead and "Loyalty" across his throat? This guy's probably running for office somewhere around here. Tried to decode the rest of his tattoos, but most appear to be of the "just do shading everywhere" variety.

Mug-Shot Friday: The Bed-Head Crew, Florida Pride, and the Hurricane Hairdo

I'd bet what little money I have that there isn't a single person on Earth more upset that the Florida Marlins changed their logo.

 

The law enforcement officials of Broward and Palm Beach counties this week provided a valuable documentation of what must be called the Hurricane Hairdo: That special coiffure that can be achieved only by going outside during a hurricane and holding onto a stop sign until all the hair blows over to one side of your head.


Drizzle, light wind:
Mug-Shot Friday: The Bed-Head Crew, Florida Pride, and the Hurricane Hairdo

Mug-Shot Friday: The Bed-Head Crew, Florida Pride, and the Hurricane Hairdo

Mug-Shot Friday: The Bed-Head Crew, Florida Pride, and the Hurricane Hairdo

Mug-Shot Friday: The Bed-Head Crew, Florida Pride, and the Hurricane Hairdo

 

Officers also revealed a new way to nab suspects: Sneak up on them right before they have their morning coffee.
Mug-Shot Friday: The Bed-Head Crew, Florida Pride, and the Hurricane Hairdo

Mug-Shot Friday: The Bed-Head Crew, Florida Pride, and the Hurricane Hairdo

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