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Mug-Shot Monday: Guess What Pharrell Had Under the Hat

You spoke; we listened. Back by popular demand, welcome to Mug-Shot Monday, a longstanding New Times franchise focusing on the week's most eye-catching mug shots from South Florida's tat heads, tough guys, derp faces, and femmes fatale. Click on and enjoy.

Mug-Shot Monday: Guess What Pharrell Had Under the Hat

THE STRUGGLE WITHIN Won this time, cowboy. Best of luck next go-around.

Mug-Shot Monday: Guess What Pharrell Had Under the Hat

Mom? Let's say you gave up a baby for adoption all those years ago -- tough times, tough choice. Decades later, the agency calls. He wants to meet you. The knock comes at the door. Hello.

Mug-Shot Monday: Guess What Pharrell Had Under the Hat

Ha This has to be the whitest, most minivan-driving-looking motherfucker that ever got a neck tattoo. Better luck next time, grandpa.

 

Mug-Shot Monday: Guess What Pharrell Had Under the Hat

Introducing Mable She's seen Quiet Riot: 17 times. Whitesnake: 12 times. Ratt: 6 times. Dokken: 26 times. Dr. Alan Grover at the free clinic: 128 times.

Mug-Shot Monday: Guess What Pharrell Had Under the Hat

craigslist: south florida classified Dwayne here has a sectional futon he'd like to sell you. And a full VHS collection of the X-Files, season 3. And a stack of pristine Nintendo Power magazines from the late '90s. And a bunch of white Hanes T-shirts, slightly used.

Mug-Shot Monday: Guess What Pharrell Had Under the Hat

Surprise, Pop Culture Suckas This was what Pharrel was hiding under that stupid hat the whole time: a screwed-up boosie fade in the vertical.

 

Mug-Shot Monday: Guess What Pharrell Had Under the Hat

Larry, Moe, Curly, and... Sebastian, the hidden son.

Mug-Shot Monday: Guess What Pharrell Had Under the Hat

Nightmare Before Christmas fanboy Dude gets so much nookie during Dragoncon, it's unbelievable. Seriously, unbelievable. No, what I'm saying to you is you should not, ever, believe that. Look at that guy.




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