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Mug-Shot Monday: Kanye Nickname Generator Edition

You spoke; we listened. Back by popular demand, welcome to this week's Mug-Shot Monday, a longstanding franchise focusing on the week's most eye-catching mugs from South Florida's tat heads, tough guys, derp faces, and femmes fatale.

Note: On Mug-Shot Mondays, we don't put the names associated with the shots. This week, however, we ran present you names pulled from this handy-dandy Kanye West Nickname Generator.

Mug-Shot Monday: Kanye Nickname Generator Edition

ARISTOTLE GIVENCHY Feel you, sis. I totally figured those grad school loan payments wouldn't kick in for at least another six months.

Mug-Shot Monday: Kanye Nickname Generator Edition

LOUBOUTIN DA VINCI This is your face on . . . a 6 hour Real Housewives of Atlanta marathon while chewing Adderall on the reg.

Mug-Shot Monday: Kanye Nickname Generator Edition

KING GENESIS Well, we now know where in the world Carmen Sandiego has been.

 

Mug-Shot Monday: Kanye Nickname Generator Edition

MERCY CORNICHE You know what he had to show off to get those beads . . .

Mug-Shot Monday: Kanye Nickname Generator Edition

LORD HAMPTON You bring the frisbee, I'll grab some ice cold kombucha, and after we hit the park, we can head back to my place and put season two of Sherlock on the Apple TV.

Mug-Shot Monday: Kanye Nickname Generator Edition

SIR HERMES Every man has his Rosebud.

 

Mug-Shot Monday: Kanye Nickname Generator Edition

CHRISTIAN MARTIN MARGIELA When the police came, they could at least let him finish up his haircut. Shame.

Mug-Shot Monday: Kanye Nickname Generator Edition

MARGIELA VERSACE Did you know this prison-hard street hustler's middle name is . . . wait for it . . . Drew. Yup. Drew.

Send your story tips to the author, Kyle Swenson.




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