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Mug-Shot Monday: Which '90s Alt-Rock Band Are You?

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Mug-Shot Monday: Which '90s Alt-Rock Band Are You?

The Melvins The OGs of grunge may have produced a lot of unlistenable sludge rock in their day, but for a lot of pear-shaped dudes who can't grow full beards, it was beautiful unlistenable sludge rock.

Mug-Shot Monday: Which '90s Alt-Rock Band Are You?

The Foo Fighters Always down to be your monkey wrench, bro.

Mug-Shot Monday: Which '90s Alt-Rock Band Are You?

NOFX Aim the top of that beautifully shaved dome right for my forehead, get a running start, and show me what love is, chief.

Mug-Shot Monday: Which '90s Alt-Rock Band Are You?

Widespread Panic "First started digging the guys during my freshman year at Bennington. Red Rocks each spring after that. John Bell and Co. for life."

Mug-Shot Monday: Which '90s Alt-Rock Band Are You?

No Doubt High school dorks the world over all secretly hoped they'd lose their virginity with the class' biggest Gwen Stefani fan.

Mug-Shot Monday: Which '90s Alt-Rock Band Are You?

Bikini Kill And then they usually ended up losing it with the riot grrrl who didn't shave her pits. Such is life, dorks.

Mug-Shot Monday: Which '90s Alt-Rock Band Are You?

At The Drive-In FRO + METAL HEADBANGIN' = GREAT

Mug-Shot Monday: Which '90s Alt-Rock Band Are You?

Aerosmith Working maintenance at every municipal swimming pool in these United States, you'll find a guy who claims Joe Perry is actually a groundbreaking rock guitarist. No, come on, don't laugh. These guys are serious. Seriously.




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