Monday, March 5, 2012 |
3 years ago
The Palm Beach Sheriff's Office arrested 17 people Thursday in "an enforcement operation targeting street level prostitution" in the Plantation Mobile Home Park in West Palm Beach, according to a news release.
The release also included a dissemination log of the arrests, but the spreadsheet was spelled "dissemenation log," which, believe it or not, is only the second-most amusing part of the documentation: Police also included what appears to be documentation of what each suspect allegedly wanted and how much they were going to pay.
The entry for 23-year-old Divendre Hernandez, for example, says "5.00 B.J.," which seems like (sorry) a low-ball offer. Ditto Seneus Mackenson's "20.00 Sex X 2." Twice? How long was he planning on being there?
That offer was allegedly doubled by 32-year-old Rasheem Gordon, who police say was arrested after trying to get the ol' "20.00 Sex" -- while riding his bicycle. He'll probably have an easier time explaining his arrest than 26-year-old Devanand Singh, who got his sister's car towed after allegedly offering $20 for a blowjob.
The most popular offer was $20, though high-rolling 43-year-old Christopher Schwendanmann allegedly offered $75 for "Everything."
Here's the rest of the log, if you're interested: