Attention, high schoolers: Your days of toiling away for minimum wage are over. Emperors Gentlemen's Club (& Steak House) is looking to give you a much higher-paying gig. So throw away that ice cream scooper and pick up some clear, platform heels, because a strip club wants you.
The Riviera Beach strip club on Resource Road (former site of Goldfinger's, which closed after a drive-by
) has a recruiting sign out front -- "NOW HIRING CLASS OF 2012."
To be fair, once I finally got hold of someone over there, he said the sign was "more or less a joke," but he did say the club was still hiring, and you simply "come in and apply in person." Their website (careful, there are butts) says that there are "guaranteed funds available
for day & night shift for all qualified entertainers" and that the club is also offering hotel accommodations for applicants. Doesn't sound so bad for a place whose answering machine calls it "world famous" with "101 international showgirls."
For God's sake, just work at Target.
via Reddit user MMMpatient