Sen. Mel Martinez's Current Status: Stimulated
No. Sen. Mel Martinez says he won't leave his post early, and he's too busy to deal with your scurrilous rumors, Media. He is whipping up an economic stimulus plan that will rescue the nation from economic despair, thank you very much.
It will be a smashing success and Republicans and Democrats alike will rue the day they nudged Mel toward the door.
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