You'll be happy to know Dr. O'Neal has been putting his freshly polished brain-pieces to work and is doing his darnedest to exercise Leadership in Education for Harbin Brewery, a Chinese company that decided its new advertising strategy would be to have Shaq disguise himself as a little Chinese man, do a slam dunk, then make finger-gun motions.
There's also a silly bow, a woman in a tube top, and Shaq, for some reason, breathing smoke.
Oh, and this face, which he makes when (SPOILER ALERT) the tube-top lady reveals a big bucket of Harbins:
There's really no describing the rest of it. If you happen to know Chinese and can make any sense of this thing, please help. Otherwise, enjoy the weirdness: