Monday, February 27, 2012 at 12 p.m.
Shrubs and love, man.
Whoever this guy is, he's traipsing around Broward and Palm Beach counties, making hip-hop dating videos with lyrics like:
"I'm lookin' for a girl that I can call my Ms. Right (yeah) / 5'5, pretty, slender, and polite (Unh)."
The video was posted to YouTube a few days ago, and I just emailed the gentleman to ask him how it's going. For now, I just leave you with the video. Some of the best lyrics:
--"We'll go to Whole Foods and buy organic grapes"
--"I'll be protecting you like we were Edward and Bella/Take you shoe shoppin', girl, make you feel like Cinderella."
--"I'm not a jerk, i'm a real nice guy/I wear suits, button-ups, and nice ties."
--"Then we'll take a stroll down on the beach/I'll look you in your eyes and feed you a peach."
If you think this dashing suitor is for you, that email address again is email@example.com. And remember:
"I know you're out there. This song is for you."