Tennis Star Jennifer Capriati's Ten Most Overdramatic Tweets About Ex-Boyfriend (Whom She Allegedly Beat)
We all have at least one crazy girlfriend/boyfriend lurking somewhere in the not-so-distant past. Likely there were wild arguments involving broken plates, email snooping, and accusations of philandering.
The one consolation?
She wasn't Jennifer Capriati -- the world's craziest ex-girlfriend.
(Except for that one blond from Fatal Attraction. That ho nuts.)
Yesterday, the fallen tennis star who won 14 singles tournament champions and was inducted into the International Tennis Hall of Fame last year, was ordered to face charges of stalking and battery of her ex boyfriend.
A sampling of the alleged antics:
- She sent 283 text messages to ex-boyfriend Ivan Brannon in one week.
- She punched him four times while he worked out.
- She called Brannon's business 50 times in one day.
- She pounded on the windows at Brannon's business.
- She took his phone and sunglasses.
- She harassed him in a Publix parking lot.
Capriati angry! Capriati smash!
Fortunately, there's more. Lest there was any doubt in anyone's minds, Capriati also loves Twitter.
So here are our favorite ten:
10. I MET SOMEONE!!!! Jennifer
I'm just so giddy right now. I love everyone .. on cloud 9. I Just feel happiness..still pinching myself-- Jennifer Capriati (@JenCapriati) July 13, 2012
9. OMG I LURVE HIm Jennifer
Strong relentless unconditional love. The mind might not know but the soul can feel the love..-- Jennifer Capriati (@JenCapriati) July 24, 2012
8. I Think Thoughts Jennifer
I have learned in times of need u see the truth in people. Their character and compassion.. Sometimes the truth is ugly and heartbreaking-- Jennifer Capriati (@JenCapriati) January 1, 2013
7. Explaining Why She Cray Jennifer
I feel I take things so personally because they are touching something in myself that I havnt liked or accepted or forgiven or dont love.-- Jennifer Capriati (@JenCapriati) December 13, 2012
6. Who dat ho he with? Jennifer
When the lies start unraveling you question what was real and what wasn't. When they start denying about indisputable facts the motive is-- Jennifer Capriati (@JenCapriati) January 10, 2013
5. Hurt Jennifer
Do I blame a man for not being the man they professed to be and promised or do I blame myself for trusting in that man? he's not a man-- Jennifer Capriati (@JenCapriati) January 9, 2013
4. Smashing His Windows Jennifer
I have never been so deceived and manipulated in my life. I have never encountered such cruelty. when u think u know someone think again.-- Jennifer Capriati (@JenCapriati) January 9, 2013
3. We're All Fucked Jennifer
I'm starting to believe the end of the world 2012 wasn't meant literally..It's the end of the world as we have known it for a long time.-- Jennifer Capriati (@JenCapriati) December 19, 2012
2. EVERYTHING'S TERRIBLE Jennifer
1. I Always Hated Your Mom Anyway Jennifer
Besides the truth+my strength prevailing.The only thing I want is this man to be stopped + for a mother +her son to get what they deserve!!-- Jennifer Capriati (@JenCapriati) March 11, 2013
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