The Ten Distinct States That Make Up Florida
Illustration by Kevin Cannon Click the image for larger version of the map.
In fact, sometimes it seems weird that Florida is considered one state at all. It's high time someone drew a realistic map of the individual states that make up this bizarre peninsula. So we employed a team of cartographers, geographers, statisticians, and freelance whiskey distillers to draft one, and here's what they've come up with:
Illustration by Kevin Cannon Illustration by Kevin Cannon Illustration by Kevin Cannon Illustration by Kevin Cannon Illustration by Kevin Cannon Illustration by Kevin Cannon Illustration by Kevin Cannon
Cracker Barrel (Taylor, Lafayette, Dixie, Suwannee, Gilchrist, Levy, Union, Alachua, Putnam, St. Johns, Flagler, Citrus, Hernando, Marion) Take away all the excitement that beaches bring to the Panhandle and you're left with, well, this — a place where the Confederacy never really died and hardly anyone really lives, and where meth labs are a sizable portion of the GDP.
Illustration by Kevin Cannon Illustration by Kevin Cannon
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