Till Mafia Seeks Deadly Revenge!
Apparently the thugs and goons in outgoing Broward School Board Superintendent Frank Till's unofficial and completely illegal death squads are targeting school board members for termination.
Or something like that.
School Board member Darla Carter says she just got off the phone with Sun-Sentinel reporter Jean-Paul "J.P." Renaud, who asked her if she'd had any death threats. "The understanding is that some of my colleagues who had voted to fire Till had been threatened by the inner circle of Till's people," Carter told me.
That comes from a real-life interview, but now it's time for some wild and completely ridiculous speculation. I've heard about the assassins involved in Till's brutal gang, and I'm betting his squads of doom are led by one Ivan Baratz. Don't let his tender and lingering embrace with Till in the picture below fool you. Just focus on those hard, almost reptilian eyes. This school activist is obviously a stone-cold killer.
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