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Top 19 Things More Exciting Than Tim Duncan

Top 19 Things More Exciting Than Tim Duncan
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Game 1 of the NBA Finals rematch between the Miami Heat and San Antonio Spurs gets kicked off Thursday night. And so far, the story of the week leading up to tip-off has been that Tim Duncan said something interesting. Well, interesting by his standards.

After their Western Conference Finals-clinching win over the Oklahoma City Thunder last week, Duncan was asked if he's excited about the opportunity to face the Heat again. Duncan took things further and said not only was he excited but came out and said the Spurs would beat the Heat this time around.

That's pretty exciting for Tim Duncan to be so bold.

But, alas, even with that, Duncan remains the most boring athlete in pro sports.

So, in honor of the Big Fundamental's prediction and in honor of his Hall of Fame Dullness, we present the Top 19 Things More Exciting Than Tim Duncan.

Why 19? Because the number 19 is more exciting than Tim Duncan... Here we go. Buckle up and get ready for the CRAZY:

Top 19 Things More Exciting Than Tim Duncan

19. A Foot

Top 19 Things More Exciting Than Tim Duncan

18. A Plate

Top 19 Things More Exciting Than Tim Duncan

17. A Burrito

Top 19 Things More Exciting Than Tim Duncan

16. A Buffering Video

Top 19 Things More Exciting Than Tim Duncan

15. A Rake

 

14. This Dog That Doesn't Want to Get Up Out of Bed
Top 19 Things More Exciting Than Tim Duncan

13. Getting Kicked in the Nuts

Top 19 Things More Exciting Than Tim Duncan

12. Getting Kicked in the Nuts Jokes

Top 19 Things More Exciting Than Tim Duncan

11. Seth MacFarlane Movies

Top 19 Things More Exciting Than Tim Duncan

10. A Chicken

 

Top 19 Things More Exciting Than Tim Duncan

9. Train

8. The Guy From Train's Facial Hair

7. Ten Uninterrupted Hours of Nyan Cat
Top 19 Things More Exciting Than Tim Duncan

6. This Guy

Top 19 Things More Exciting Than Tim Duncan

5. Listicles

4. Shrinkage

 

Top 19 Things More Exciting Than Tim Duncan

3. Wisconsin

2. Instant Vanilla Latte

1. C-Span

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