Top 19 Things More Exciting Than Tim Duncan
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Game 1 of the NBA Finals rematch between the Miami Heat and San Antonio Spurs gets kicked off Thursday night. And so far, the story of the week leading up to tip-off has been that Tim Duncan said something interesting. Well, interesting by his standards.
After their Western Conference Finals-clinching win over the Oklahoma City Thunder last week, Duncan was asked if he's excited about the opportunity to face the Heat again. Duncan took things further and said not only was he excited but came out and said the Spurs would beat the Heat this time around.
That's pretty exciting for Tim Duncan to be so bold.
But, alas, even with that, Duncan remains the most boring athlete in pro sports.
So, in honor of the Big Fundamental's prediction and in honor of his Hall of Fame Dullness, we present the Top 19 Things More Exciting Than Tim Duncan.
Why 19? Because the number 19 is more exciting than Tim Duncan... Here we go. Buckle up and get ready for the CRAZY:
19. A Foot
18. A Plate
17. A Burrito
16. A Buffering Video
15. A Rake
13. Getting Kicked in the Nuts
12. Getting Kicked in the Nuts Jokes
11. Seth MacFarlane Movies
10. A Chicken
8. The Guy From Train's Facial Hair7. Ten Uninterrupted Hours of Nyan Cat
6. This Guy
2. Instant Vanilla Latte1. C-Span
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