We Got the Donut Bandits!!
"These guys weren't upset because they couldn't pay their rent or their 401K tanked," Lamberti said. "These are just cold-blooded thugs. One suspect said he just wanted to 'up' his body count."
Sorry, but boy scouts who want their "cold-blooded thug" badge had better do something a bit more badass than shootin' up a Dunkin' Donuts. These are your garden variety punks.
The upshot is that it is finally safe to go back to Dunkin' Donuts. Well... let's settle for safer. If you go to Dunkin Donuts now, you're less likely to get shot, though you're still more likely to die of a heart attack, either from the donuts' cholesterol or the meth-blend coffee. America runs on Dunkin'!
-- Thomas Francis
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