William Singbush, Slacker Judge in Marion County, Gets to Keep His Job
You are habitually late for court... When hearings cannot be concluded in the time allotted, you sarcastically state that you are "here to serve" and then offer to resume the hearing at inconvenient dates and times, such as Friday afternoon at 5 p.m. or Saturday morning...
Your tardiness is compounded by the length and number of the smoke breaks that you take. This further compromises the parties' ability to have their cases heard promptly...
Even though first appearances are scheduled to begin at 9:00, you generally fail to appear until 11:00 a.m. ... You take long lunch breaks and have been known to finish as late as 8:00 p.m.
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