According to the Manatee County Sheriff's Office, Esric Davis had himself the worst possible day imaginable when he couldn't satisfy his lady sexually and then got the crap beat out of him by her.
Raquel Gonzalez was arrested and charged with felony domestic battery and is being held in the Manatee County Jail.
Davis, 30, and Gonzalez, 24, were in the middle of getting it on when he... let's just say, got to his destination... in their Bradenton, Florida, home.
However, Gonzalez was not only not finished; she was left wanting.
Davis finishing up and going to sleep didn't sit well with Gonzalez. So she attacked her boyfriend by punching and scratching him.
According to the police report, Gonzalez "began hitting and scratching (Davis), causing scratches near his eyes and nose."
Gonzalez told cops who responded to the disturbance that Davis had cut her as well. But apparently it was only a nick caused when he tried to fight off her attacks.
The police report says Gonzalez was belligerent and uncooperative with authorities. She refused to talk to cops after they read Gonzalez her Miranda rights.
The report also says alcohol might have been a factor in the alleged attack.
But mostly, it was because Davis didn't take care of business.
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