Worst Love Story Ever, Palm Beach Edition
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Normally, I try not to make fun of people in love. Even cynical, egotistical journalists have their limits, and I'm afraid there's a special, celibate hell for those of us who ridicule the mysteries of Cupid.
However, I believe there is a small exception for absurdly rich people who publicize their matrimonial bliss in the Sunday New York Times. Which brings us to Christina Matthews and Benjamin MacFarland III, who may just have experienced the lamest courtship ever. A story about their Palm Beach wedding appeared in the Times last Sunday. To anyone who knows them: I am really, really sorry.
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