When the pumpkin pie begins to digest, you have a decision to make.
You can go with the downward momentum and sink into the couch. Or, you
can stand up in spite of the malaise, pull your shirt over your head,
and scream I am the Great Cornholio! My bunghole needs to go back to
the 90s! We recommend the latter because there is a giant portal
into the 90s set to open Thanksgiving night at... More >>>