Go ahead, lie. You might manage to persuade a clueless acquaintance or airheaded first date that you're some kind of enlightened and worldly art lover with an underground bunker stuffed full of priceless avant-garde treasures. But we're too wise for that line. Face it: You're broke. So this week, when Art Basel Miami Beach and all those other satellite fairs invade our scuzzy neon streets, don't try to con us and pretend you're shopping for an investment piece. Just admit that you're only loitering long enough to sniff out one of those supersecret spots seething with rich dudes, hot models, pseudocelebrities, awesome... More >>>