When your parents warned you about running away to join the circus, it wasn’t because they were afraid you’d never call home again (that was inevitable) or concerned you’d fall into a vat of psychotropic animal water and hallucinate about pink elephants on parade. No, they were afraid you’d wind up pushing the broom behind actual elephants. But elephants aren’t just dung factories for romantic flunkies to clean up after. They’re also the royal stars of the circus, perfectly able to (though disappointingly unlikely to) casually maim a clown. Elephants and their XXXXXXXXXXL sartorial stylings are... More >>>