This generation's celebrities are terrible at reclaiming their stories. Vows to fight back against gossip outlets and the bloodthirsty public result in tell-alls that tell little, on-camera sniveling about the perils of being on camera (see authorized documentaries of Paris Hilton or Britney Spears), and harrowing continuations of the cycle of abuse (Tila "O.M.G. of All Media" Tequila now has a gossip blog?!?). No surprises, though: Shit happens when self-service is the primary motivation for expression. And that's when people are actually trying — on his sixth album, Usher's not... More >>>