Some say America is a Christian nation, and maybe it is, but others say that this great country’s true religion is football. Not baseball — with its brown-eyed handsome men on clean grass — but football, the sport in which mean-eyed ugly men collide on the muddy gridiron. Spit flies, bones crunch, and the bowels are rocked as our helmeted warrior priests deliver divine transcendence through physical combat. True believers look on from the couch, keeping the faith over bowls of cheese puffs and... More >>>