When Attorney General John Ashcroft made a big to-do about the Spirit of Justice statue's exposed marble breast, he succeeded mostly in looking like an out-of-touch, crotchety old fart. Anyone with an ounce of respect for the First Amendment felt vindicated by Ashcroft's publicly looking the fool. But then came the exposure of Janet Jackson's very real breast, and the tide suddenly turned. No longer does Ashcroft stand alone as a pious killjoy. He's now joined by a cabal of born-again decency police who want to save us... More >>>