Dear Mexican: I once got into a fight with a cholo. We beat the crap out of each other but when all was said and done, I kicked his ass harder than he kicked mine and the cholo ran off swearing and spitting. I assumed the matter was settled but the next day, I got jumped by this same guy and three of his friends. Now I was the one who had to take off running. I told my dad about this chicken shit incident. He laughed and said, "If you fight one bean, you fight the whole burrito!" What gives with this cowardly, unmanly, pussy way of settling a beef? — Beat the Bean but... More >>>