“Listen up, all you hepcats, jet setters, and boo daddies: Get ready to take a flavor journey through that righteous little hole in your face. That’s right, Marge, I’m talkin’ to you. Because Tastemakers — a slick, two-night, food- and beverage-sampling brouhaha — is hittin’ Mizner Park this Thursday and Friday like a slap to the pantsuit. And hip to this, sister: 30 buckaroos is all you need to get a passport to culinary fantasy. Show up between 6:30 and 9:30 p.m. and take that smooth slip of gold to Kapow! Noodles & Cocktails, for example, and those cool cats will stamp it and hand you a bowl full of noodles so good, you’ll want to slap your mailman. That’s what I said, cheddar bread — your mailman! Eleven restaurants in total will be throwin’ down on the munchie stuff, including Rack’s, Uncle Julio’s, Max’s Grille, and Ruth’s Chris. All you have to do is cough up the coin and bring you walkin’ shoes, Chester. Now I gotta scram — Guy Fieri’s got his head stuck in a bowl of pulled pork, and I gotta help chew him out.” Tastemakers takes over Mizner Park (Plaza Real and NE Third Street in Boca Raton) this Thursday and Friday. Visit miznerpark.com, or call... More >>>