Italian cinema? All you need to know about it you can learn from the '80s classic Cinema Paradiso. The rich sit in balconies and spit on the lower classes, affairs are consummated in the darker corners of the theater, priests keep all the raunchy scenes to themselves, and, of course, teens masturbate in the front row. You have to admit, that makes for great theater -- though that's not exactly how we do things over... More >>>