Charles Dickens' classic retold today: Ebenezer Scrooge gets away with a golden parachute while his underling clerk Bob Cratchit joins the rest of the 99 percent at an Occupy protest. But it's the holidays, so we'll stick to the uplifting script of people changing for the better. Unless you've been able to avoid the community theater, PBS, and the big-screen remakes that come around this time... More >>>